uuuuhhuggughghuhuu the ocean was super rough today it washing machine’d my ass and now im all sick from snortin salt water
but worst of all alL MY FAKE NAILS FELL OFF AND I HAD JUST PUT THEM ON NOOO
I FOUND SOME REALLY LONG FANCY FAKE NAILS BUT THERE WAS ONLY ENOUGH LEFT FOR ONE HAND SO NOW MY RIGHT HAND IS ALL FUCKIN RAZZLE DAZZLE POSH FABULOUS WHILE THE OTHER ONE IS JUS ST KIND OF THERE
why wasnt it like
“chekov go put on a red shirt”
“bUT CAPITAN IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE”
i dont even listen to vampire weekend but every time they are mentioned i’m happy because it’s just such a pleasant image you know
like it’s the vampire weekend? where are they going? on a nice daycation? a short road trip perhaps
well good for the vampires they’ve worked hard they’ve earned their weekend of fun
